We sat and relaxed and got to stewing and we were just about ready to get out when outside of the room in front of the glass door an older, softer, woman dropped her towel to the floor, bent over (butt to us!) and picked something up and put it on her pile of things, and then proceeded in her BUCK NAKEDNESS to open the door to join us in the steamroom. Teresa and I looked at each other with wide eyes, and I thought I was going to start giggling then and there! I couldn't get out of there fast enough!
Now don't get me wrong, I admire someone who has no body consciousness, I just don't want to see that kind of confidence in person, KWIM? Be confident at home with your drapes closed. The human body is beautiful in so many ways, but in that way, NOT SO MUCH!
Steamroom naked not pretty.
I do have to say though that I am lucky to have a friend that I can have so much fun with! Teresa is such a fun person, and she is always upbeat and so positive! Also she is willing to give it to me straight, and you need friends like that!
So while I will NEVER forget that moment in the steamroom (still scrubbing my eyes!) I will also never forget how funny it was to us and how I am grateful to have a friend that fun to share it with!
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5 comments:
OMGOSH!!!
I can't even imagine . . . LOL!
That has to be the funniest and grossest story I have read in a long time! I don't know how you didn't burst out laughing right then and there!!!
now THAT is hysterical Bek!!
When I'm 70 and chubby, I'm soooo going to hang out in the steam rooms!
OMG!!! I would have just died rolling on the floor!! More power to her for having a positive body image of herself...but actually it's gross. I wouldn't want to sit whaere she sat!! Glad you have a great friend to share this memory!!
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