This teenage boy was found molding on the sofa. Anyone who has any information on what to do with a teenager who is in this state or who would like to lay claim can contact me and with identification and verification, it can be taken home. It does eat a lot, and seems to sleep constantly.. Do not expect it to be very useful as it would appear to have rust on it from lack of movement. It does need to charge on the Nintendo, and this does take time. For more info contact 555-lazy.